Craigslist laugh #1

Sometimes I browse the musician ads on Craigslist. Often there's nothing for a geezer like me, but it's always good for a laugh or two. Check out this one:

Greatest Singer on the planet!!!
My name is [removed] and I used to be the lead singer of the cover band [removed]. I decided to leave them after I realized that they were not matching up to my standards and not willing to work hard enough. I Brought that band to the popularity that they are today and I can do the same for your band. I have all of the "A" rooms in my pocket and they are just waiting for me to bring them another band. I have the looks, voice,and stage presence that sets me way above any one else on the scene. I take music very seriously and I expecct the same from my back up band. so if you are serious and you want to make lots of cash drop me a line and I would love to give you an audition. Full bands only. Must have chops and you must be willing to learn from a seasoned professional. No ego's please. Can you hang with the best? lets see...I have been recieving a lot of e-mails and NONE of you measure up to my standards so before you e-mail me take hold of your self and make sure you are as good as you think you are and remember who you are trying to hook up with and ask yourself, am I really good enough for this guy?

"No egos please" - LOL, yeah, except *his*, of course! I can only assume this is a joke because if not, I should be able to see this guy's head all the way from my house!